bonaventure-

May 28

delilah’s mum, kipp knew her as “lisa” but her real name is laverne. hahaha speaking of him check this kid out. he went through the weirdest phase dating her. it cracks me up he looks so different. laverne manipulated him for about a year into being a publicity stunt boy toy because she thought it would look good for her to date a “weirdo” rich boy, and would in turn get her name out there as she was an up and coming model. they had a very unhealthy relationship that basically consisted of laverne getting a sick satisfaction out of trying to physically and mentally mold kipp into an ideal boyfriend. it didn’t end well.

although, if she hadn’t come into the picture, kipp would have not had his brief fame and derick would have never had been able to track him down! this was when he had cut off contact with him, you see. and we would not have delilah! so i suppose in that sense maybe it is good it happened? haha

commanderinqueef:

today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”

(via ejacutastic)

(via killyourself1993)

polkadotcummerbund:

so my little brother has avengers legos and i just saw that he had the loki one set up like this and i was so confused for a minute and then i figured it out

　he’s roasting marshmallows

(via wompi)

you guys just assume dave strider is wearing glasses. but whose to say he hasn’t been literally playing this game the entire time wearing a strapless bikini top over his head